and I don't think there's ever been a better day in your whole life.

And if you'd like to take this experience up the levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny human brains,

well for that all you're going to need is a

cup or mugger glass a tanker, Charles, a sign, a canteen jurger flask, a vessel

of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

And join me now with the unparalleled

pleasure of the dopamine

to the day the thing that makes everything better.

It's called a simultaneous sip and it happens now.

Go.

Oh, ha, ha,

I don't know if you noticed it but I accidentally started channeling Andrew Tate for just a moment when I said better

Do you ever notice the way Andrew Tate pronounces some words?

He gives that real clear pronunciation to some.

Well, sometimes I like it better, better.

Anyway. If you're reading the Dilber comic which you can only see if you

subscribe on X or on Scott Adams. Locals.com, you would know that Wally is being accused of being a mouse

jiggler. How many of you know what that is? A mouse jiggler? Apparently there are devices you can buy easily on Amazon anywhere else

that literally jiggle your computer mouse

and it makes it look like you're working if your boss is monitoring your keystrokes.

So apparently people have been buying mouse jigglers so they can just not work.

And I wondered if anybody ever used one of those for a real mouse.

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