So when I was 17, I was friends with slash sort of had a crush on this girl named Gloria.

Wait, real quick.

Yeah.

Just FYI to our listeners, because I just want to set them up.

This is not a similar story to like what we just did with the synonymous series.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It almost sounded like you're like, hey, I want to tell you a story.

Yeah, very different. No, no, no, no, no, no, very different. It almost sounded like you're like, hey, I want to tell you a story. Yeah, very different.

No, no, no.

I'm telling Liz this story.

Yeah, you just, this story before.

You guys are just eavesdropping, which to be fair, is actually pretty rude.

But Liz is very scared of scary things.

Yeah, I don't like them.

And so I have not told you the story until today. Okay. But I was friends with this girl named Gloria and kind of had a crush on her. You know, I don't know if you guys did this, but when you were like young, this is more like a middle school thing for me, but I also kind of happen with this girl is we'd like talk on the phone a lot, but then at school did not really interact a whole lot. I feel like that was

like a kind of common thing. But as the semester progressed, we kind of like, this was like my

last year of high school. We got and got closer and closer. And then eventually like, I'd stay the night

at her house, but I wouldn't like sleep in her bed. Like nothing would happen between us. I would kind of just like sleep on the floor of her bedroom.

And like, I mean, her parents were like not really around.

But I remember one day she came to school and she had this like big pimple.

And I was, you know, she was like, time to talk about it.

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