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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 251: Constitution 2

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary


Great news, everyone! We just found out we’ve been renewed for another 250 episodes! To celebrate, we’ve decided to bring back some of the classic YKS things you all loved so much, with a fun “Next 250 Episodes” twist. This week, you’ll enjoy a stupid piece of bathroom tech, some rebadged bulk dropshipped electronics, and a weird guy with ideas about how he could run the country. But THIS time, we will sound approximately 5 years older. And that’s just a taste of what we have in store for you all this time around. So if that sounds like the ride of a lifetime, slap that motherfuckin play button and let’s fast forward to our 40s baby!

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0:00.0

Jeff, you may already know how much I love shrooms, the magical kind.

0:07.4

I typically take a handful and jam it into my mouth, but it's 2022 and I'm really trying

0:13.0

to be less barbaric.

0:15.0

So thank God for our friends over at Schedule 35.

0:19.0

You're trying to be less barbaric.

0:21.7

Our friends at Schedule 35 have created a line of magical shrooms that come perfectly

0:26.9

packaged from microdosing or recreationally.

0:29.8

Oh, oh, oh, I think I've heard about this.

0:31.8

This is actually an emerging market and movement around psilocybin and it's proven to help

0:37.3

with mental health, PTSD, wow, anxiety and depression as well.

0:41.1

Okay.

0:42.1

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:43.1

Yeah.

0:44.1

You know what I was thinking?

0:45.1

I was thinking craminy mushrooms.

0:46.1

That's what I was thinking.

0:47.1

Seriously.

0:48.1

These are different kinds.

0:49.1

Okay.

0:50.1

But in a way, you will admit that the effect that a craminy mushroom can have or a shataki

0:54.8

even on food is in a way magical, right?

0:58.9

Thank God.

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