Episode 251: 3 Bolivian Brothers
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
This one is filled to the brim with podcasting goodness. And Vitamin C. O'Neill starts the show talking about something that's been bugging him on his night hiking expeditions. He also talks about Gwyneth Paltrow's latest exploits. That leads Danish into telling a story about seeing snippets of a TV show that Courtney was watching. Danish brings up "Karens", and how some of them are being mislabeled. This reminds us of a customer we used to deal with a lot at our old job. After that, we discuss Kentucky making an example out of a couple for breaking a newly passed law. Way to go, Kentucky! Better late than never. Then, there's a story of one camel's revenge that will leave you fearing the humped beast for the rest of your life. After that, we move on to talking about a video we were sent featuring old friend of the show, Bill Dillman (chi-ball master!). This leads us down a brief path of martial arts quackery. To wrap the show up in a nice, pretty bow, we're introduced to three Bolivian brothers, who try something so crazy that it just may work. It doesn't, but they definitely get an A for effort on this one!
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| 0:00.0 | I was Danish, O'Neill so I can tell you how. |
| 0:05.0 | I was Danish, I was O'Neill so I can tell you how they both feel right now, |
| 0:20.0 | right now, renting, raving, getting angry at the dummies in this far-stop world, I will ride my bike across the country psych I've broken every wheel I've used. I've used the ice machine too many times and I still have not seen |
| 0:51.8 | Ritchie Gypsy just might have you murder her own mother |
| 1:00.3 | mother mother because it's Danish and only you. |
| 1:07.0 | All right. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, we survived another week of cancel culture. |
| 1:13.0 | Yep, here we are. Here we are. Another episode coming at you. |
| 1:19.0 | Right in your grill. |
| 1:21.0 | Dude, when did, uh... |
| 1:22.0 | When did fucking flashlights get so goddamn bright? |
| 1:25.0 | Uh, 1997, I believe. |
| 1:30.0 | That's not true, dude. |
| 1:31.0 | This is like, this is like the past four years. I went hiking. I didn't have a flashlight. I run into four people. All of them have |
| 1:38.3 | fucking flashlights that are brighter than like, halen bulbs and the new BMWs. |
| 1:44.0 | Dude, and they shine it right in my fucking face. |
| 1:46.2 | And I was covering my face |
| 1:47.5 | and after like five seconds was like, oh, yeah, sorry about that. |
| 1:51.2 | I was like, why do you guys all need fucking flashlights? It wasn't even that dark. |
| 1:55.8 | I don't know what's going on. They had their high beams on. |
| 1:59.1 | Dude, they did. It's, have you ever seen people that run at night and they have it like, |
| 2:04.0 | flashlight strapped onto their stomach? |
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