That's why you come to see this show to watch me fussing around with my technology.

Well, good morning and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

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I get to live out my little fantasy of being an auctioneer.

I remember when I was a little kid, my parents took us to auctions.

And I just love that man, come in the back there,

saying, bring me, I always wanted to talk like that all right let's talk

about what's going on if you subscribe to dilver reborn either on X or Scott Adams locals.com. You would know that

Dilbert's company is trying to hire an Elbonian engineer to meet their

DEI diversity goal. The problem is, as Dilbert explains, there are only three

Elbonian engineers in the world and they all work for Apple. So, will they not meet their diversity goals or will they lower their standards?

What will happen? Well, only the people who subscribe will get to find out.

Meanwhile, my book, God's Debris, that's just out,

that includes my original God's Debris and its sequel and a new short story is

still has all five-star reviews and I have to tell you this wasn't written just because I thought you'd like it.

I wrote it, you know, it's over a 20-year span, the various parts of it.

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