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Welcome to Is This Real Life, a podcast that relates the corkiest aspects of pop culture and reality TV to our own lives.

This is your host, Mandy Sleutzer.

Let's get to it.

Hi, everyone, before we start this week's episode, going to do a quick session of Spill the Tea.

So this week was so crazy with some stuff going on with Southern Charm.

So Austin is getting a little feisty on Instagram.

He posted a picture with either a friend or a girlfriend and a big balloon of an engagement ring.

And the comment that he posted was,

found this balloon in an alleyway outside brunch, figured it was now or never,

and then hashtag all I could afford.

Well, a fan commented on his Instagram page that it's only exhausting because you don't do the work necessary to get Chelsea.

You are okay to settle for the lowest hanging fruit.

Reach to the top of the damn fruit tree to get Chelsea.

If it were easy, everyone would be with her.

Duh.

And he writes back,

I need a woman with sex drive. Ouch. Why did he have to post that publicly? It was so ridiculous.

But that was not the end of the tea Austin was spilling on that one Instagram post. Later,

someone said, you know, talking about Victoria, his girlfriend from this season,

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