Episode 25 - Les Cheese's Heart

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2017

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley join in for this episode in which we speak to Dr Sam Archer about why the National Health Service is refusing to treat Les Cheese after his double heart attack. By Benjamin Partridge, Tom Neenan and Tom Crowley. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com Tickets for Beef And Dairy Live at the London Podcast Festival on 16/09/17: http://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast#.WXUNt1I1SRs

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0:55.4	Last month we heard from Wendy Axe-Minster, who is starring on London's West End in a musical
1:00.3	produced by Rosenthal Yogurt about the Greek financial crisis that was supposed to star
1:04.4	Les Chies, the entertainer formerly of much love double act Chies and Onion.
1:08.9	However, after eating hundreds of litres of yogurt, both during rehearsals and the opening
1:13.6	week of the show, Les suffered two heart attacks at the same time.
1:19.2	Since then, Les has been in the news once more, after the decision was made by the National
1:23.0	Health Service to refuse him treatment on the grounds that he doesn't have a human heart.
1:29.2	You may remember that following his last heart attack on the eve of the British Beef
1:32.5	Council annual dinner and band-aunts, network members were kind enough to source a replacement
1:37.3	heart for him.
1:38.5	It transpires that that heart was a bull's heart, and this week the National Health Service
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