Why have we got champagne?

What was celebrating? 25 shows in, and we're still alive. And yeah, and I think quarter of a century deserves a bit of the old bubbly. A bit of the old bubbly. Thank you. Hello there and welcome to Midlife Gamer Episode 25.

Midlife Gamer podcast, as we like to be known.

Yeah, well.

My name is Darren Baldock, Gamer S Uncle Fister. With me in the office, as always, my beloved partner, Mr. Matthew Moore. How the devil are you, sir? Word, Homeboy, Schnissel, Merminizzle, and all that jizzle. Oh, good man. What's your Gamer tag? My gamer tags, Mantis Matt, and that's where you can also find me on the PlayStation. The PlayStation.

Although I've not... all that jizzle. Oh, good man. What's your Gamer tag? My gamer tag is Mantis, Matt, and that's where you can also find me on the PlayStation.

The PlayStation. Although I've not booted up in a long time. Are you still falling out with it? It's... Yeah. Come on. You need to kiss and make up. I'm just waiting for flower to come out. Flowers next month? Is it next month? Yes.

Bad ass.

Yes.

See, I'll cross that off the news straight away.

I don't know we talk about that anymore.

Short news piece now.

Brilliant. month? Is it next month? Yes. Bad ass. Yes. See, I crossed that off the news straight away.

I don't know to talk about that anymore. Short news piece now. Brilliant. Okay, so today is

Saturday for a change. I love recording Saturdays. We're recording a day early. Saturday the 17th

of January. Got load to talk about. What is it? So why aren't you doing tomorrow?

My Good Lady has a stupid amount of work to do, which would leave me very little time to come around and have sexy time gaming fun with you. And we like sex to time. We just like sex. We do? Preferably not with each other. Because that's not good. We tried it once in a few times. We know it doesn't work, but we do keep powering keep powering through i know i know can we try it with the light off next time i'll imagine i can imagine you somebody else yeah yeah we'll go for that cool okay let's try it brilliant let's uh let's have a rundown of what we're going to be covering off in this show as always going to be rattling on about what we've been playing and what we've been up to. And we're going to talk about some news and I guess wrap up the end of the show with a retail roundup and just generally, you know, dicking about as we normally do. Yes, let's do just that. Good man. Okay, you take it away, Mr. Moore. Tell me what you've, have you been playing this week. I have finally finished off Prince of Persia.

Right. I finished it on Friday. Was it Friday? Yes, because I was off work on Friday. Yes, I saw your twat on Twitter. Yeah, we have been doing a lot of twas. We've been twatting our nuts off on Twitter. I'm loving that. It's more weapon of choice at the house. It is quite fun, isn't it?

So Prince of Persia's finished,

and it's got the most bizarre ending in the world.

Has it? Yeah, I don't like it. Go on. Is it like a David Lynch ending?

Give me an example of a David Lynch ending.

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