Episode 25: Derek is Imperfect

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Mcelroy, Wonderful, Enthusiast, Comedy, Griffin, Music, Mcelroys, Rachel

4.9 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2016

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

We down in SLUMPTOWN now, y'all. It's only natural; there's a few too many cooks in the kitchen at the moment, and most of those cooks are essentially the exact same person. Fortunately, the producers of The Bachelorette have left us a few wonderful gifts in this episode -- gifts made of human tears and masterful film editing.

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0:00.0	Maybe you should go and do some cards of play.
0:03.0	I'm the best bet and I'm not going to give you a clue.
0:10.0	I'm the best bet and I'm not going to give you a clue.
0:18.0	Hi, this is Rachel McHarrie.
0:20.0	This is Griffin McHarrie.
0:21.0	This is Rosebuddies.
0:22.0	Don't cry for me.
0:24.0	Bachelor podcows.
0:28.0	The song is by my dawn now.
0:34.0	I have not seen Aveda.
0:37.0	I have not seen Aveda.
0:38.0	I have not either.
0:39.0	Well, Dan, that's not going to be a rich comedy.
0:41.0	I saw a link of their own which also has Madonna.
0:43.0	That's wonderful.
0:44.0	I saw that weird, weird Wayne's world sketch
0:46.0	where they made out for a long time which had Madonna in it and I hated it.
0:49.0	I also saw Dick Tracy which has her.
0:53.0	Doesn't it sound like you did see Dick Tracy?
0:55.0	No, I did.
0:56.0	I think you just lied to me.
0:57.0	I think you are hundreds of thousands of listeners.
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