Episode 25: Cover Up the Lips Before You Put in the Tips

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

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0:00.0	Oh
0:03.0	Been your own prayer this week. Oh
0:06.7	We had you recording already yeah, we're on the right goes
0:12.1	Dear B. L's of boo but you're dead to me
0:14.6	I lost in fantasy football by 80 points to a terrible slit by the name of Julia
0:21.6	Biggest slit I've ever seen you could drive a small forklift through there on the Twitter work
0:26.6	I would say fuck you Lord you no longer exist you are a
0:33.1	Bagrod I was a queer I was gonna I went fagrod
0:38.6	All right, not in your name. We pray go fuck off. Shout time who's on this pod
0:45.0	Who are you people? Why am I in a room with you Jackie's a browse King?
0:49.0	Adler's the California holding me nearly Kevin Barnett. I'm Ben Kissle in the truck a lot
0:54.1	We got the very very beautiful Vince April we got Madeline and
0:58.4	Rebecca Trent. Thank you so much for being here
1:03.5	For having such a beautiful. That's as hard book cadence with your words
1:08.6	It's a special special time of year
1:10.6	Well, I think it reminds me of everyone knows like a late night podcast or ever is very late night
1:18.5	All right, well, I was
1:20.5	Falling
1:22.9	Newsman Marcus Parks Marcus Marxist. What do you got for us?
1:31.3	24 baby seals have been clubbed to death in a sanctuary in New Zealand for no reason
1:38.3	I think you're overlooking the very fact that clubbing a baby seal is the reason
1:42.1	Oh
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