Welcome to Call Your Girlfriend! A podcast for long-distance besties everywhere.

I'm Amina Tussau and I'm Ann Friedman. This week on our agenda we have a shine theory update.

Janet Mach was on Super Soul Sunday. We'll be discussing feminist selfies, the Kim Kardashian

selfie book, the Bruce Jenner interview, Weight Watchers, Spanx, the Amy Schumer makeup sketch,

the Diva Cup of Doom and Bleach tampons as well as Greek heroism.

What's going on with you, Ann?

I have to tell you about this absurd thing I did today. With several ladies we know and love,

I went to an outdoor fair market thing in Topanga Canyon. Oh my god. I know exactly what you're

talking about. I've been dying to go to that. Okay, it is a very hashtagged on Tumblr and Instagram

event and I have never been somewhere where it's like there was not an explicitly communicated

dress code but everybody dressed in like such and the exact same style. Wait, pause. Does that not

happen at the Rose Bowl fleet because that definitely happens at the Alameda fleet? Okay, everybody

is like dressed for like Instagram. Right, there's a strong subset of Instagram dressers at the

Rose Bowl fleet but then you also have like normal humans and this was an event where there were

none of the normal humans from the fleet. Like the guy selling lemonade Iseas or like who's just

wearing jeans and sneakers. Like those people were nowhere to be found. It was like all of the vendors,

all of the babies were wearing like baby moccasins and like flowing burlap dresses.

There's nothing I love more than an early morning shopping event you have to dress up for.

Let me tell you, I almost bought a sack with straps on it for $70. I didn't. I didn't. But

the light was golden. There was a woman singing a song about pentagrams and like playing a xylophone

and really into witchcraft lately. You know, witchcraft is unavoidable in Los Angeles. This is

what the New York Times won't tell you. Maybe, maybe you're just attracting witchcraft and I don't know.

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