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This week's edition of my mom's basement is brought to you by Simply Safe. You know when I was a kid I was probably like

4th 5th, I don't know I hope not 6th grade, but maybe I don't know

I used to get nightmares pretty much on the reg about someone breaking into my house and kidnapping me

I would wake up in the middle of the night toss and I turned and cry and lose my mind about these nightmares

There's probably watching too many fucking superhero shows and crazy rated-or movies

Shout out to my parents for letting me watch those shout out to really my brother and sister for sneaking a lot of them to me

But I used to be terrified that someone's gonna break in and honestly that wasn't that crazy a thought on average

A burglary happens every 23 seconds in the United States and 83% of these assholes that are breaking into houses

Steel and shit admitted that they specifically look to see if there's an alarm

So what's insane is that one in five homes have home security

How is it 2019 and only one in five homes have home security do you realize how easy it is nowadays people?

I guess you probably don't because most companies don't make it that easy

There's all these hidden fees. It's a hassle. You know

There's a whole installation process. You got to call the guys is we're gonna be there between eight and three p.m

They show up at eight p.m. You're all fucked now your whole day's been thrown off listen

Not anymore simply safe is my top choice hands down

They sent me one of these things it is amazing

It's simply safe for text every door window and room you need with 24 seven professional monitoring

They make it super super easy. There's no contract no hidden fees no fine print

They've won a ton of awards the scene at the New York Times wire cutter everything the prices are fair

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