But for now, I'm hoping most of you were here for the simultaneous zip.

Oh, there we go.

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I saw a video today that I don't I'm not going to try to sell to you as based on a true thing, but there's a fascinating, let's say conspiracy theory that the shuttle, the challenger shuttle explosion in 1986 was faked and that all the

astronauts are alive and they just took new jobs and with their same names and

same faces.

Now, I'm going to say that that seems pretty unlikely to me.

So I wouldn't ask you to believe it, but I love the fact that reality has become so unclear

that this is in the mix. I mean it's not going to get a lot of attention,

but the fact that it happened at all is just so crazy

because there's so little difference between the and reality now in our constructed reality

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