Episode 249: The Blunder Down Under
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
This one is gonna get you going in ways you never knew you could. There's a BIG Carole Baskins update. Bad news for you, Joey Exotic. Then, there's some brief treehouse talk. Eat your heart out, Bob Villa and the people on that show Treehouse Masters! After that, we talk about JR Smith (former NBA player) for a second, but that leads us to talking about the legendary former Comedy Store bartender, Huck. Danish shares a DISTURBING article he was sent about Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance (so gross). Danish shares some tales from his days working at a golf course and some run-ins he had with a "made man". This next one is a DOOZY. It's a real crazy misstep made in Australia, hence the title of this episode. Sit back and enjoy a comedy of errors. Then, there's some pickle throwing, new rules for lovemaking during Covid, and a heartwarming tale out of India (seriously).
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| 0:00.0 | I was Danish, O'Neill so I can tell you how. |
| 0:05.0 | I was Danish, I was O'Neill so I can tell you how they both feel right now, |
| 0:20.0 | right now, renting, raving, getting angry at the dummies in this far-stop world, I will ride my bike across the country psych I've broken every wheel I've used I've used the ice machine too many times and I still have not |
| 0:51.2 | seen Ritchie Gypsy just might have you murder her own mother |
| 1:00.3 | mother mother because it's Danish and only you. |
| 1:06.6 | Oh, well, we're back. |
| 1:10.4 | We survived. |
| 1:11.4 | We're back, once again. We survived. Back. |
| 1:13.0 | We're back once again. |
| 1:14.0 | Times have gotten crazier. |
| 1:16.0 | I don't know if you've been watching the news everybody, |
| 1:19.0 | but there's some stuff going on in the world. |
| 1:21.0 | There's a few issues at hand. Have you been out and about |
| 1:26.4 | in the in these areas? Not a lot. I went tried to go to the grocery store yesterday. |
| 1:33.0 | I didn't go well, so I just ended up going home. |
| 1:35.0 | I took a little tour, did a little tour. |
| 1:38.0 | Kind of odd seeing truckloads of National Guard guys with rifles |
| 1:42.0 | driving down Melrose and dudes with machine guns |
| 1:46.4 | walking down the sidewalk and fatigues. Yeah not your everyday sights and |
| 1:51.6 | sounds I'd say. You go by the comedy store it's all |
| 1:54.6 | bored it up no but I saw a lot of people I guy down the street from me had a |
| 2:01.0 | I was walking late at night and he was boarding up his place and I was gonna see if he needed help but then some other guy came like his business or like his business yeah there's like a me there's like a butcher shop it's all glass and he was just fucking he was he was getting ready because the shit was if you in my apartment at night. It's hot. We leave our windows open you just hear like those tear gas launchers and stuff all night long |
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