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Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Thursday, the 7th of January 2016.

And my name is Darren Baldock.

And at the other end of the fat tube full of internet and various dodgy sites, we have the gorgeous.

Simply gorgeous. Mr Matthew Moore. Say hello, hello, hello. I've got a not, I've got a notepad somewhere. I'm trying to find it. Here we go. Here we go. Got a

notepad. What do you need notepad for? Jesus Christ, we're into our eighth year and you've started

using notepad. What's going on? Is this part of your of your new year's resolution okay so this is our first show of the of the brand new year so let's see what

what joys we have to bring to your ears so without further do ladies and gentlemen

kickback relax and enjoy episode 249 of the midlife gamer podcast

Matthew my friend the last time we spoke I was all up in your grill and had a fabulous

time at Chesmoor with your beautiful wife and your adorable little puppy.

Let's have a check-in on. How's young Lola getting on?

Oh, Lola's getting on really well. So I've

started taking her out a lot. So particularly if I'm working from home, lunchtimes, I'll take her out.

We've got a harness for her. She doesn't wear coats, I have banned coats. What? You mean,

you tried her on coats? Well, I didn't try her on coats.

Well, I know that.

But it's nice, so I'll get in the car.

She's got her own seatbelt.

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