Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

My name is Kid Midas, the original wave writer.

And I'm joined on the line by the one and only Long John Silver.

John, can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you.

The music sounds...

Okay.

Just trying to switch things up. Okay.

Just trying to switch things up with a new theme song as we approach election season.

It's more important that we get as many listeners as possible.

So we thought a new theme song produced by Rick Rubin, the creative genius, would help us grab some new listeners.

So anyway, the name of the podcast is the same.

You said we.

You said we thought that.

John and I had long discussions about hiring a producer to it.

I don't remember any discussion.

I had no.

To really strip our theme song down to its basic elements and rebuild it from the ground up.

And we've done that.

And we thank Rick Rubin.

And if you're a Patreon supporter, thank you for your support because it turns out we're going to have

to pay all of this month's Patreon to Mr. Rubin for his help with our new theme song. The song has changed,

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