There you are. Good morning everybody. Stream on in here. I see some people from Rumble. I see some people from locals. I'll bet that the, oh the YouTube's in the house.

Good, we're all here.

Bum-

People on X, you're here too.

People on X, you're here too.

Good to see you.

Well, welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams.

It's the best thing that's ever happened to you,

and we're going to take it up to a level that you can't even

understand with your smooth tiny human brain. All you need for this is a copper mugger, a glass of

tinker, cholice, a canteen canteen, juggle of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine

the day thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip and happens now go.

A reminder I was just talking about this in the pre-show with the locals people.

If you can find the old Dilbert animated show, sometimes it's on YouTube illegally, played at 1.5 or 1.25 speed, and it becomes hilarious.

It was not bad at regular speed, but it's way funnier

if you speed it up a little bit because your attention span

isn't really isn't really set for slow speed. That's your tip for the day. Well, CBS News is reporting that the Mexican

government, they were trying to move a mummified body as part of a museum piece, it's a 19th century mummified body, and one of its arms fell off.

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