All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

So I had a little surprise booty call action. I invited over a hot gentleman for some fun while Brian was out doing other things and had no idea what I was doing.

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And it was interesting.

First of all, the flight there and back, two of the worst fucking flights ever.

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