Episode 248: Niki Mohrdar v. Panago

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Niki Mohrdar (comedian) joins the show for the first time to discuss a block that truly no person wants to ever pick up: one from a local pizza company. After a delivery gone wrong, Niki complains and when they refuse to follow through on a gift card, things get heated. And that's not the only fast food we discuss, as we get into the best fast food sides in our Top 3. Niki also lets us in on the weird YouTube commenters that are already pervading her new podcast, Stefan shows her Dewayne, Niki tells us about her new tattoo, and we discuss smoking, Wife Guys, and trophies. Plus, Niki realizes that the stuff she got made fun of for in high school is cool now on TikTok, Mikey Miles pretends his Amazon brand of shoes is good, and John finds perhaps the first-ever good Blue Check reply. If you want to visit the first-ever good Patreon and support the first-ever good podcast, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every damn month. Last week, Ryan Williams joined the show to answer YOUR listener questions in a great in-studio mailbag episode, and this week, Mack Gordon returns to the show to guide John and Stefan through two one-act plays in the triumphant return of Actor Party. We also have merch discounts (with some new merch for our BP Racing Team!), exclusive access to our Discord, and a bunch more fun stuff, so head on over there and help the good Blocked Boys. Niki Mohrdar is a comedian whose new podcast, Soft For Us, can be found on YouTube and wherever you get your pods. You can follow her on Instagram at @niki.mohrdar and on TikTok at @lilchkpea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-5-5. Start the party, Dan. It's time to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking dancing stuff. Dude scrolling outside is what a dump. It's fire. Boom, bro's mad pub sticking up the first lines. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get our money, get our hats, blocks.
0:22.4	We don't follow the rules, do whatever we want.
0:24.7	It's block party. The podcast, I quote, we did a duck. Lock party. Lock party. My Mitch is the fuck. Lock party. Lock party. Lock party. I quote, we did a duck.
0:54.4	Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection. It is a blocked party. This is episode number 248. I'm John. I'm Stefan. And I'm not doing the interrupting bit anymore. I respect our listeners too much. That was an interruption. That was me continuing. Yeah, it was when, yeah, that was But I had to get in fast because I know
0:56.0	Oftentimes I will just say,
0:57.7	it was when yeah that was but i had to get it
0:55.0	in fast because i know oftentimes i will just say it was only one listener i know that said they
1:00.6	didn't like the interrupting yeah okay so you're out of respect for one listener of the show yeah
1:05.4	you're not going to do it anymore i'll tell you this when i saw that message i almost just ended
1:10.0	it all that is is true. You changed my ways. You FaceTimed me and you were in a precarious position. It was rough. Yeah. Yeah. But you're fine now. Yeah. I fell into some bushes off the, I'm only on the second floor. So it was fine. You survive, no problem.
1:27.9	Yeah, that's fine.
1:28.5	That's great.
1:29.1	Yeah.
1:29.6	But we, hey, but this should, sorry, that's not interrupting you.
1:32.0	No, it's not.
1:32.5	It's not interrupting you.
1:33.4	Wow.
1:34.1	We do take our, our listener critiques and complaints very seriously.
1:38.1	I don't.
1:38.5	I don't.
1:38.6	I don't.
1:39.3	I don't care.
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