Episode 247: Putting the Beast Back In Bea$T!ality
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
As the title suggests, we get back to where our bread is buttered on this one. It's episodes like this that keep us ahead of the podcasting pack when it comes to animal reporting. This one's a real BANGER. O'Neill starts it out by talking about a recent camping trip he took (with weapons, don't worry!). After that, we discuss some recent drama out there in the podcasting world. We transition soooo smoothly to the topic of graduations and try to explain to those missing them right now that they're really not missing anything. THEN, it's finally a return to the ponies. A story about a man caught prowling in the stables. Get your riding pants and boots on. You're going to need them. After that, it's time for MORE animals as a woman from O'Neill's home state of Indiana tries to sue for not allowing her emotional support monkey into a campground. As if this episode isn't burning a hole in your damn ears enough already, we discuss a story that is insane. It involves a tiger running rampant down suburban streets, a man in a cowboy hat with a lasso, and another man with a folding chair. Just the perfect recipe for greatness. O'Neill recalls a video he saw that took place in Albania that's equally insane. Danish talks about recently getting into the show Live PD. Then, it's back to the animal kingdom, where sadly, a couple learned a hard lesson about domesticated animals. This one will give you all the feels and touches. That's what "they" say, right?
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| 0:00.0 | Danish and O'Neill. |
| 0:07.0 | O'Neill. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, I was dating. Yeah! |
| 0:16.0 | I was Danish. |
| 0:19.0 | I was so near. So I can tell you how they both feel |
| 0:28.0 | It's a free package |
| 0:30.0 | So it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:35.0 | They call it a Danish |
| 0:39.0 | Danish |
| 0:41.0 | and it should know near |
| 0:44.0 | Gated Shandonil. |
| 0:47.0 | Gated Shandonil. |
| 0:48.0 | Gated Shandonil. |
| 0:51.0 | Gator Shandol Neil, |
| 0:55.0 | Gated Shandon Neil, |
| 0:58.0 | Gated Shandonil, Gator Shandonil Shadow Mee. |
| 1:10.0 | Hey, well. welcome back everybody. It's another, uh, another week. Another week. |
| 1:18.0 | Another week. |
| 1:19.0 | Cocculating episode of, uh, the Danish show, Neil podcast. Another week depending on where you are. |
| 1:27.0 | You may be locked down, you may not be locked down, but it's another week. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, it's definitely another week. |
| 1:33.7 | Another week. Another week in the books. |
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