Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film it's episode

247 and your boy is gonna take you to heaven and I don't care if you heard me

rhyme seven with heaven before it's good every time. Sevens times a charm.

All right, I'm your host if you want anyway,

and in the booth with me, I'm my friends.

So let me introduce you to them.

First up, we have America's favorite critic, Christmas

Zaddy himself, Alons will do all day, what's good? Oh if he you

oversell me so much every week. I will beat up anyone who doesn't like your criticism. Just point me at.

What's good this week is I am enjoying quite the renaissance of my favorite 90s comedy icons. I feel like I'm going to hear the voice

of Pen Gillette telling me what's coming up next on Comedy Central because there is a new

season of Mystery Science Theater 3000,000 and there are new episodes of the kids in the hall

which is very exciting. I'm a big fan of both and I gotta say they are both bringing it

neither is coasting on former glory. They're keeping it fresh.

MST is bringing in a new host, the first female host now. It's very exciting and and the kids are you know they're all

older and acknowledging that and also enjoying the fact that rather than because

they're on Amazon Prime about

HBO they can get naked all they want and they do. So it's safe to say that the

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