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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams,

and pretty sure there's never been a better time

in your whole life.

Today, not only our regular show,

but toward the end, I'm going to do a interview

with author Carmen Simon, and you can want to see that to learn more

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Well, I'm going to start a movement, and I hope you you all join me. I think this is very important. I realized recently I just learned that the name New York Yankees is racist.

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