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the kickabout with john Listen to Radio X. Thank you very much to Christopher Miles for bringing you the morning show here. Play will continue. This is an alternative build up to the sporting fixtures. You've joined us just in time. I'm Johnny Vaughn. I'll be presiding over the coverage today, joined as ever in our position here, looking out over Leicester Square. And all the action, I am with Gavin the Woodman. Woodman, good morning to you.

Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Johnny. Yes, it's a great day for sport. It's a lovely day

for sport. A little bit of rain that will certainly soften pitches and preserve knees, but certainly,

certainly, certainly. Yeah, certainly.

Certainly.

Gavin, what aspects of the next two hours are you looking forward to on what promises to be a thrilling Saturday morning?

Well, obviously the thing to look out for, Johnny, is the maziness of the drivel around those cones. Absolutely right.

How mazy are you at the outset intending to be later on?

I'll be looking to start fast, obviously,

but I'm going to get mazy as hell later on.

If I was to ask you at the outset to gaze into a crystal ball

and think to yourself later on, how tangential will I get?

How off the subject?

How much will I meander?

What would you now say about your performance later?

Having seen that performance later, as if you were reviewing it at the end. Well, I would say the randomness

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