Welcome to election profit makers.

This is your guide to

and money on political outcomes and current events.

My name is David and I'm joined on the line by my co-host John.

Hey, buddy.

Did you get the symbolism I was doing with my slide whistle?

That was slide whistle symbolism.

Yeah.

Winning and losing money.

Up and down.

Which sounds like this.

That's when you win money on predicted.

And then when you lose money on predicted, it sounds like this.

Right?

Wouldn't it be great if they had that sound effect when you sold something for a loss?

I wish real banks did that because that would make it so fun.

Yeah. Why don't bank websites have more fun sound effects? Explosions and stuff.

That's a great idea. Ride the ferris wheel. Remember that what video game was? It was a pinball machine.

Oh, that was the best pinball machine.

It was a ride the Ferris wheel.

God damn, what was that?

It was like a boardwalk themed pinball machine.

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