Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called coffee with Scott Adams. I'm pretty sure you've never seen a better thing in your entire

life and if you'd like to take this experience up to levels

that nobody could even understand

with their tiny human brains, all you need for that

is a cup of mugger or a glass of wine,

candy, and sugar flask, vessel at any Last, Bessel, at any time,

and fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

the dopamine end of the day.

The thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to perfect now. It's going to have an hour go. Well, everything's perfect now.

Speaking of coffee, there's a new study that says it's good for your liver.

Well, you should have asked me, because I could have told you,

coffee is good for your whole body.

Every single part is good for your teeth, your hair, your bile.

It's good for the things that are just passing through.

Coffee.

Is there anything you can do?

Good for your liver.

Well, there's a study also that says that mentally stimulating work can stave off dementia and that's why I'm here. I'm here for the medical benefits.

Now it would be financially possible for me to retire and sit around doing what?

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