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Well, today's theme, that I'll ease into is, has Adam Schiff destroyed the world? I'm not sure if I can make that theme work with the stories today but I'm going to try really hard. I'm going to force it into every

story. Well Colin Rug reports that there's a Mexican media outlet,

R.C. media. They're playing a video of the, or they're trying to play a video of the eclipse, but somehow accidentally they ran a video of a man's

testicles. So they meant to show the eclipse, but they showed a man's balls. Now, I don't

have much information about this, but the only person who has balls big enough to

confuse with the sun had to be Trump. They didn't say he was balls that were. I think it's trumps.

Because, you know, other people, maybe they have balls as big as the moon, small satellite.

But no. If it's the size of the sun, probably jumps balls. Do you all know who

Johnny Ivy is or or Johnny Ive or Johnny Ive. He's the amazing designer who made things like

iPhones and iPads and stuff for Apple.

He doesn't work for Apple anymore,

but the news says, and Rowan Young is reporting this,

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