Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called

coffee with Scott Adams. Pretty sure it's the best thing you've ever seen in your whole

life. And today will be maybe the best show you've ever seen.

Possibly the best experience of your entire life, but if you'd like to take it up to a level

Then nobody can even understand when they their small tiny human brain.

All you need is a copper bunker, a glass of tanker, chalice,

a cambine jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the Dopamine

the other day the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, but it's going to happen right now. Go.

Ah, it's like pup-eye spinach. I feel my muscles just got bigger.

Probably.

Well, if you were a subscriber to Dilbert Reborn on X or locals, you would know that the boss went blind from looking at the

eclipse but he got as I say back with a neurolink chip in his brain. It doesn't go well. It doesn't go well. Anyway, so that's for the

subscribers. Would you like me to start with the good news? Does anybody want the good news? If you scan the

headlines you probably saw things like oh I don't know probable nuclear war with Russia, maybe another pandemic coming.

Looks kind of bad, doesn't it? And we're running out of money.

All right, but here's the good news.

So cancer just got cured.

Did anybody see that headline?

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