Episode 243: Kiosk Krazy
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2022
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
It’s Arts and Crafts Time, It’s Arts and Crafts Time…It’s time to make…this hat! On today’s show, appropriately enough, we are talking about the devilish ways of Nature’s Demons: Children, as JF has a showdown at the D&B Corral with the Token Ticket Coward. Also, ever wonder when we’re gonna get Capitalism II? Yeah, we did too. It’s so good. We invented it! Plus we got a tree that grows on your computer, a type of doll you can make whoopee with, and some real Iron Man tech if Tony Stark had like $56 instead of a million trillion. Spin your luck now! And download this shit!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Mike. You got a minute? Yeah, I got a channel. What's up? |
| 0:10.2 | You always got a minute for me, don't you, pal? I got a minute for you, but only if it's |
| 0:14.1 | to talk about NordVPN. That's perfect. Well, I had a few things I wanted to mention about |
| 0:19.3 | my personal life, but just got time for the NordVPN stuff. It's okay. We'll get to that |
| 0:23.9 | stuff later. I will be writing you a letter later with all of my personal details. And |
| 0:28.1 | maybe I'll actually, instead of writing it, I'll cut some letters out of a magazine |
| 0:31.1 | and paste them onto a different sheet of paper and let you know what's going on with |
| 0:33.7 | me. Mike, until the NordVPN is what's on my mind right now, and I know it says VPN |
| 0:39.4 | in the name, but the reality of the situation is it's actually more than just a VPN. I've |
| 0:43.9 | heard. Yeah, they should rename it VPN and more, but they, I guess, VPN is just shorter. |
| 0:51.6 | Well, they've basically stoned walled all of our marketing ideas for some reason. |
| 0:57.7 | You guys should have like a mascot guy. Also, it should be us. They're turning 10 in |
| 1:05.9 | last February. So it's coming gone and they're well on their way to 11 now, sadly. I mean, |
| 1:10.5 | time marches on for all of us, even our friends at NordVPN. But the crazy thing about NordVPN |
| 1:16.8 | is even though it's already 10 point, whatever one out of 12 is, it's still easy to use. |
| 1:23.9 | You can still connect with just one click or enable auto connect for zero click protection. |
| 1:28.4 | Whoa, that's even less than one. |
| 1:29.8 | Whoa. |
| 1:30.8 | Jam, I think you left out the best part. It's that they have over 5400 plus servers in over |
| 1:36.4 | 80 countries or around 80 countries. I guess exactly 80 countries. I'm seeing 60 countries, |
| 1:44.1 | but you got to admit that's still a similar jf. I know you're, I know you have a colorblind |
| 1:50.4 | thing, but do you also have like a number thing where he is move this over this monitor. |
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