Oh, geez. I don't know what's going to happen. I was looking at these quarkuses, but I sold my DeSantis shares, and I bought a bunch of Nikki Haley shares because I thought that I was going to be riding some waves, and I didn't want to lose my money on DeSantis and not make money on Haley.

Ah, geez.

Now it looks like it's neck and neck.

Probably just wasted a bunch of money,

and I could have made it $5 million on DeSantis.

And then I hate predicted.

And if you look at the logo, it kind of looks like the devil.

Oh my gosh, Nikki Haley, you have really disappointed me.

I put so much faith in you as a leading historian of the American Civil War.

I thought you were really going to come through in Iowa and instead you really, you really

fumbled the ball, Nikki.

She came close.

Doris Kearns Goodwin can sleep soundly now, knowing that her, knowing that Nikki Haley

will not usurp her as America's leading historian of the Civil War.

Ken Burns is probably relieved.

He doesn't have to re-edit his entire Civil War. Ken Burns is probably relieved. He doesn't

have to re-edit his entire Civil War miniseries to accommodate Nikki Haley's thesis that the Civil

War was fought over freedom or whatever her theory was. Nikki Haley, last night was rough. That was a rough

one. Iowa caucus recap. That's what this episode is about, folks. Welcome to election profit makers. My name is Kid Midas, the original wave rider, and I'm joined online by Long John Silver. Hey, buddy. Oh, money losing season is here once again. Iowa. So did you stay up late to watch the whole thing? No. In fact, let's talk about this. Let's do a little

behind the scenes action. So folks will remember that I was convinced that Nikki Haley would come in second in the Iowa

caucus because of the cold weather, the Ronda Santis voters would stay home because why bother going out to

vote for Ron if Donald Trump is going to win anyway?

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