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Hey, C-Soon Tom from Cognitive Disnance. I've been following William Tapley since 2010.

And I want to know if you know that he's also a musical artist. This morning my wife texted me at 4 o'clock in the morning

and tell me that you guys had mentioned to your William Tapley on your show. And I, instead of course,

checked my text and fell back asleep. And then I had a dream. William Tapley ran towards me in a hallway with a

boom box over his head with the intention of singing one of his paranoid prophecy songs.

In first I thought, well good stuff Bill, maybe your mix will be better. And then he sat down his

own box and proceeded to rap. So fuck you guys for making it clear that the 30-goal of the apocalypse

and the co-profit at the end times has a place in my subconscious where he raps. Fuck you.

Keep up the good work and enjoy many glory roles.

Hey guys, this is Mike from California again. As many of you know I work for a television writer.

Anyway, at every time I do an install and I'm done, they give a customer a post-call service to rate me one through 10

10 in the best. This time around I got all nine and that's pretty rare for me. I usually get all 10.

And my son of a ranger called me and he said, what happened? I don't know, he told me. So he calls the customer and the customer says,

only God deserves all 10. And I was like, what the fuck? So it's completely blown away.

And she calls me back and I'll just, what happened? He tells me that and he goes, hey don't even worry about it.

This should happen all the time. The customer's telling me that.

Anyways, that being said, I've felt like calling the customer and been like, next time he has a fucking service call,

so I told Jesus, fucking asshole.

Glory Hall.

Hey guys, this is Glenn. According to Abu Dhabi, I'm a South African living in Abu Dhabi.

This is one of the cool, litchy notes you guys. And then you guys have me in series, travel the other day.

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