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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 243 - Chicks With Short Torso's

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss Lance Bass trying to buy the original "Brady Bunch" house, the hotness of Six on "Blossom", why every single YouTube action sports video has crappy music, and how Jessie being forced to watch season 3 of Frazier for a week straight. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1533268712&sr=1-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesnt+catch+it Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

0:07.0

Welcome to the Ross!

0:10.0

Patterson Revolution.

0:18.0

brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com. in my head. How about you? How about you, James? I love it. I love just the nondescript, non sequitur.

0:41.6

YouTube songs. YouTube songs.

0:42.5

YouTube songs for specifically for surfing, skateboarding.

0:49.3

Dude perfect.

0:51.3

It's just you can...

0:52.3

Any action sports that they have any action sports channel

0:56.1

they have on YouTube it's the same songs that are they sound the same but there's different words and they never go anywhere

1:04.7

they never reach anything yeah we have a child young boy and he likes to

1:11.5

watch surfing videos on YouTube and hearing all of those songs back to back for hours and hours and hours

1:18.4

We're almost to the mountain time we can see the end my feet are on the cliff and I am

1:27.3

fighting for my freedom and you're just like wait what they never really go

1:32.4

anywhere you were singing one earlier. Oh yeah, no, I've been

1:37.3

a I've been into this kind of songwriting for a while. Give the audience a little taste.

1:44.0

I wrote a song a while ago called Step to the Edge.

1:47.0

Sure.

1:48.0

Because you're just always, you step to the edge and the mountain is high and the fire is flaming.

1:58.0

Yeah, yeah, it's real good.

2:00.0

A lot of like, yeah, a lot of, you don't, the melody not so much, it's more like the words,

2:06.6

Are you a victim or witness to your life?

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