Ram up da da da da.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's time for me to stop my complaining.

I've been complaining this morning. It's time to stop

all that because the fun stuff is about to begin. Yes, and if you'd like to take your experience

up to levels that nobody can even understand, All you need is a cup of mugger

a glass at Tanker, Chelsea, Stylen, the canteen Jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the

unparalleled pleasure at the dopamine the other day the thing makes everything better

it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Oh.

Well if you missed the pre-show

I was saying that the Dilbert comic will be posted a little bit late today because we got a massive computer

failure but I do have backup computers that's the way I roll so I just have to give my backup computers

up to speed.

Well, here's a funny story, unless you'd ever like to travel again for the rest of your life,

and then it's not funny at all.

But yet another airline-related incident.

You probably order this one.

So the flight from Sydney to New Zealand, but there's a funny part of the story.

So it was a 787 dream lighter and had a sudden drop.

So it's flying long and it suddenly just dropped.

It lost engines.

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