Episode 241 – Open Book
The Worst Bestsellers
Worst Bestsellers
4.5 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2024
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary

We continue Celebrity Memoir May with another wronged woman of the early 00s, Ms. Jessica Simpson. Annie Cardi, author of Red, joined us in righteous indignation on behalf of our favorite former Newlywed after reading her memoir Open Book. Listen to this episode while practicing your Dukes of Hazzard-style stunt driving.
Content warnings: Child sexual abuse, substance abuse, publicly being a woman in the early 00s.
Readers advisory: Here.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to worst bestsellers, where we read about Jessica Simpson's seven evil exes so you don't have to. |
| 0:18.7 | I'm Renata. |
| 0:19.8 | And I'm Kate. |
| 0:23.6 | And for this episode, we read open book by Jessica Simpson joining us to discuss this very honest celebrity memoir is Buffalo wing enthusiast |
| 0:30.4 | Annie Cardi. Hello Annie. Hey thanks for having me. Yes welcome back to the podcast. It's always delightful to be here, especially to talk about the 2000s and pop music. |
| 0:45.6 | Always a good time. I do feel like, so Annie Cardi is, of course, returning guests and also author of Red. |
| 0:52.2 | And I feel like this is such a good encapsulation of so many of the themes of Red. |
| 1:00.3 | You know, we have like Christianity and music community. |
| 1:05.7 | And by the way, this book has some content warnings, as does Annie's book read, one of which is |
| 1:12.5 | sexual abuse. This guy also has substance use and abuse, some dieting body image stuff, |
| 1:21.4 | and then one content warning we're simply calling existing as a woman in the early aughts. |
| 1:27.4 | Don't recommend. Yikes. calling existing as a woman in the early aughts. Don't recommend. |
| 1:28.5 | Yikes. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.6 | Particularly a woman in the public eye, I suppose. |
| 1:34.3 | Oh. |
| 1:34.4 | I could barely have told you who Jessica Simpson was prior to, despite the fact that Jessica |
| 1:41.2 | Simpson got big in the very brief sliver of time that I was |
| 1:44.6 | actually watching MTV. I could have told you that she had like a show with Nicolet and she was |
| 1:50.2 | married to Nicolet She. I could have told you she did like pop music and maybe that she had like |
| 1:58.5 | a clothing line. Maybe. I listened to this book with Renata. We listened to |
| 2:03.7 | it on our road trip to Boonesboro together. And I would now walk into fire for this woman. |
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