Episode 241: Jet Ski Cornhole
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
It's another week of quarantine, and we're talking UFC's failed attempt to make 249 happen and the ridiculous "fight island" that Dana White's building. Then, we move on to one of the unluckiest and scrappiest home invaders of 2020. After that, you better take a seat if you love jet skis, cause we discuss one of the most bizarre accidents of all time. So, dig in and enjoy the buffet.
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| 0:00.0 | beep. |
| 0:02.0 | All right, cool. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:06.0 | All right, here we go. |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, it's Beach Cops, ladies gentlemen. |
| 0:10.0 | Let me turn off this light, get a little cozy. |
| 0:12.0 | He said Beach Cops as a fake. |
| 0:13.5 | Oh wait, what are they saying? |
| 0:15.2 | That's the Danish no deal. |
| 0:16.1 | Yeah, it's hard to keep track |
| 0:18.7 | and these quarantine casts when you're pumping them out |
| 0:22.0 | at the rate we're pumping them out. |
| 0:23.8 | Welcome to one month in to self-dancing. |
| 0:31.1 | Yeah, it's podcasting is not really, I don't think meant to be a distancing medium, but, uh, here we are. |
| 0:38.0 | Everybody's doing it, even Rogan is like, uh, Skyping guys in. |
| 0:42.3 | Really? Yeah, he had, he had like a skipping guys in. Really? |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, he had like a several people that he's already had to Skype in. |
| 0:47.0 | He asked me if I wanted to do it and I said I was busy. |
| 0:50.0 | So, eh. |
| 0:52.0 | I told him, unless he's got a coronavirus test that says he's negative. |
| 0:57.0 | I'm not going to do it. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, I don't think it's worth the risk especially right now. |
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