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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 241: First Marmoset of the Apocalypse

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

California drought: Water witches in demand as wells run dry Pastor: Pope tricking Christians into backing gay agenda with subliminal messages in Philly visit logo Religious Right Pundits Long For The Days When People Were Too Poor To Be Gay Trump Delivers His Uniquely Christian Message to Liberty U http://amultiverse.com/tag/nerd-tears/

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:05.6

Hey guys, this is John from California. I'm calling this a, I'm wondering if you've heard

0:11.4

of something called Tetrakinetic Chameleism. It's where a fertilized egg absorbs a different

0:16.8

fertilized egg, that early stages of development. And those two eggs kind of grow as one organism.

0:23.7

They still have two sets of DNA. If you take a random sample cells, one cell may have one

0:29.5

set of DNA, the other cell may have a different set of DNA. If they come to maturity, these

0:35.0

preachers or these people are really interesting because they can have a strike down the middle

0:38.6

with a less-sized as one color and the right side is a different color. So, I guess what

0:43.2

I bring this up is if you believe that likes starts a conception, if you believe in Psalm

0:48.1

139 that God knew you and fits you together in your mother's womb, you have to acknowledge

0:53.6

that God is also conducting sick experiments like Jeff Goldloom in the fly where he's

0:58.9

mashing together and officially murdering two lives to create some kind of monstrosity.

1:05.4

So I'm curious how people kind of swear that circle. We're all motherfuckers.

1:09.8

Hey Tom and Steve Holt is Matt. Unfortunately I am calling from Idaho. That's a long story

1:17.1

before a whole different message. My wife and I were just listening to episode 239 and

1:23.9

she was kind of wondering what is the cream of her blood because obviously the cream of

1:29.0

a man's blood is semen. Yeah, so hoping you could help us out with that. And since I only

1:36.4

know that one of you is a certified mother fucker, glory hold gentlemen. Have a good show.

1:42.6

Bye.

1:47.1

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The

1:59.1

explicit tag is there for a reason.

2:17.1

Recording from glory holds studios in Chicago. This is cognitive dissonance every episode

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