Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams because that's what it is.

And if you'd like to take your experience up another notch and it's almost

impossible to believe that there could be a higher level than what you're experiencing

right now it can happen and all for that all you need for that is a cup or a

mugger or a glass a tanker, chalice or sna, a kentin, Jugger, a, vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine in the day the thing makes everything better.

It's called the subtle things

except happens now go.

Mm. Yes, delightful.

Well. Yes, delightful. Well, if you are listening to this recorded today later on Spotify, I don't know if I'm going to stay on Spotify. I got demonetized recently, but I can't tell if it has something to do with me.

I don't think it does, or it's something to do with a change in their user interface that I can't figure out. So something

changed. So I went from being monetized to demonetized. You know there was a change in how they do the advertisements.

I don't know.

So if it disappears on Spotify, you can watch it commercial free on X or locals if you're a subscriber or on

YouTube if you're paying for YouTube you don't see commercials or you can see that a rumble as well. So lots of choices.

Well the most important story of the day while we're waiting for people to stream on in here,

obviously we'll talk about Super Tuesday, but in even bigger news, a

Southern California man, he was staying at the Venetian Palazzo Tower in Las Vegas and he reports being stung by a

scorpion on his testicles while sleeping at the hotel stung by a

scorpion on his testicles. Well that's how I feel every time I read the news

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