Episode 240 - Why Can't Asian Men Grow Beards?

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss the meteoric rise of Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, why Asian men can't grow beards, the difficulty of naming your kid after yourself when you're super famous, how Twitter and Facebook crashed at the same time this week in the stock market, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1532563466&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee.com. The Bewe the back.
0:23.0	Wewhoo,
0:25.0	welcome to Ross Patterson Revolution.
0:30.0	We're going to start off with something extremely rare.
0:35.0	Something that's near and dear to your hearts,
0:37.0	something that you complained about,
0:39.0	something that...
0:41.0	Well, I'm going to say you brought the pitchforks out on it and it was the
0:47.4	Jablers. It was the Jablers fault. So we're going to make up for that today.
0:52.1	What?
0:53.0	Yeah, I'm coming to you.
0:54.0	I'm coming to a two shot here.
0:56.0	What?
0:57.0	For the video feed at home.
0:58.0	James, last episode, people writing in,
1:02.0	where was the crime corner song the theme song that goes along with
1:06.8	your crime corner segment and I said I don't know she edits edits it, she produces it, and they were like,
1:15.0	well, you got to do something.
1:17.0	So the only thing that I could think of was for you to do
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