Episode 240 - Johnny Pemberton

Probably Science

Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen

Jessecase, Comedy, News, Mattkirshen, Standup, Andywood, Science & Medicine, Science, Brookswheelan

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton (@johnnypemberton) of Son of Zorn joins Matt and Andy to discuss water shortage solutions and Indiegogo lies, pipe bombs, ulcerative colitis, money you can piss on, a better way to crowdsource, training bees to play with balls, chiropractic, more opinions on cats and toxo, saving polar ice and eating da poo-poo.

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0:00.0	Probably Science
0:02.0	Hello and welcome to probably science.
0:13.8	I'm Matt Kirshan.
0:15.3	Happy March to you too, man.
0:17.5	Thanks for remembering.
0:18.3	Good enough to me and I feel like it's the war on March.
0:21.9	That's the reason.
0:23.1	How do you feel about March, our fantastic guest, who you might have seen on
0:26.6	loads of movies and the series Son of Zorn?
0:30.7	Yeah.
0:31.2	Johnny Pemberton.
0:32.2	Yeah, I love March. March is great.
0:34.0	I don't know why I would feel a certain way about it.
0:38.6	Thank you.
0:39.0	That's what I'm saying.
0:39.6	So why is everyone trying to stop me from saying happy March?
0:42.7	Oh, I guess because maybe it seems like why not have, well, yeah, I get it.
0:47.4	Here's my problem with March.
0:48.9	It's one syllable.
0:50.4	I have an issue with March in that it has the same number, because February, except on a leap year,
0:57.9	has an exactly divisible by seven number of days.
1:02.5	I'm with you, right?
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