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Oh, that's so good. Now, if you're not watching the Dilbert comic strip, which continues to go on every day.

Because you're not subscribing to it on X Platform or the Locals Platform where you can see that

plus a lot more of my stuff nobody else gets to see.

You would not know that today, Dilbert's boss asked him to attend a photo shoot for the company's marketing.

But it's gonna be based on the Balenciago

satanic images for children.

So, Dilbert's gonna have to navigate that.

Now, do you think I could have done that series of comics

before I got canceled? No. Can I do it now? Oh yeah. So by the way, most of you in the

comments or a lot of you actually are subscribing probably most

So if there's anybody who's a non-subscriber

Can those who do subscribe to

Dilbert confirm that it's funnier that I don't have to be

now that I don't have to be censored.

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