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Sinisterhood

Episode 239: The Squonk

Sinisterhood

Audioboom Studios

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.86K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In the tree-covered forests of Pennsylvania and the northeastern United States lurks a monster described as being of “so sensitive a nature as to shed tears if its feelings are injured.” Once the thing of lumberjack legends, this squishy, soft-hearted cryptid has moseyed its way into all our hearts. If you find yourself in this beast's preferred habitat, the sounds of winds whistling in the woods may not be the wind at all, but instead the creature’s tearful wails. This week's episode is The Squonk.

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0:00.0

In the tree covered forest of Pennsylvania and the northeastern United States, lurks

0:04.7

a monster, described as being of so sensitive in nature as to shed tears if its feelings

0:09.8

are injured.

0:11.2

Once the thing of lumberjack legends, this squishy, soft-hearted cryptid has moseyed its

0:15.7

way into all of our hearts.

0:17.7

If you find yourself in this beast-preferred habitat, the sounds of winds whistling in

0:21.9

the woods may not be the wind at all, but instead, this creature's tearful whales.

0:27.1

This week's episode is The Squawk.

0:57.1

I'm going to kill you.

1:06.0

You ever heard a legend like Paul Bunyan and things like that when you were a kid?

1:10.3

Yeah.

1:11.3

Big old Paul Bunyan.

1:12.3

Fully thought it was real.

1:14.8

And Sydney have a blue ox named Babe.

1:19.4

You should know.

1:20.4

Babe?

1:21.4

You say Babe all the time.

1:22.4

Babe the blue ox, that's right.

1:23.4

Yeah, I know.

1:24.4

I've never associated with that.

1:25.4

Usually it's the pig.

1:26.4

I think of the name Babe for an animal.

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