Kiyas saw two annoying quotes this week. Really? Yes, sir. What did you see, brother? First one was they say men are typically more loyal to their barbers than they are to the women in their life. Yeah, I could see that. That's true. I can see that. Good barber is hard to find. I felt like that's a quote we didn't eat. It's just the unspoken truth. Ready like, duh. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean, which is not good. Why is a man, I'm more loyal to your barber than your lady? You know, I've only had, wow, this is crazy. I never thought about this. In my entire life, I've truly only really had four barbers. How many women you had? You set yourself up for that one. Not a lot. I don't really, you know. Four times what? No, I don't know. Uh-huh. Nah. I can count on one hand. Yeah, but your barber is once the best for you. Absolutely. He's responsible for your confidence, your self-esteem. Yeah, you come out of there transform looking like a totally different person. A new man. I don't know if your girl always want the best for you. I don't know. If she's not sitting there right next to you, probably not. That's true. Or if you're having fun without her. Fun police. There's a whole other thing. Another quote I saw. Yeah. Because I consider you a New Yorker, right? You were born in Boston, but you spent the majority of your adulthood in New York. In New York, absolutely. And I saw a quote that said, New York is a great place to have a bad day because you can cry in public and no one gives a shit. Oh, that's true.

Isn't it? It's true. I was in New York and within key, no lie. I think five hours I counted

this. These are four things I saw in New York in five hours. Okay. You know I was just there

over the weekend. I saw somebody walking a bird on a leash. Okay. Sounds about right.

Okay.

It's normal. No, he parked and the bird just sat on the car. The leash was tied to the antenna just waited for him to come out the store. Okay. That's just a regular Saturday. Yep. Ain't nothing to see, right? Regular smuggler. I saw a dog on a scooter. Okay. The dog was by himself, too. And then it was a dog on the back of the owner just scooting.

Okay.

Seen them both.

Yep.

I saw a man on a back of the owner just scooting.

Okay.

I saw a man on a bicycle with a handle of Hennessy in his cup holder.

This is what I saw.

He had the whole handle, son.

He's living his best life.

And he pulled up to the side of the street where the crabs and the lobsters was at from my man that was selling him out of the van.

Yeah.

Got a quick crab.

Got a body.

My name went got the crabs.

And kept it.

Only in New York.

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