You might ask yourself why is the X platform not live?

It's because the Rumble Studio has a odd user interface in which you can click things and not

tell if they've been clicked for a little while, because it takes them a while to register.

So there are things I click correctly

that when I go live are not clicked

because I don't have the patients to hang around

to make sure they register. So there will be no extreme today.

Anyway, let's do the simultaneous sip

if you'd like to take this experience up to levels

that nobody can even understand all you need is a cup or a molyro-glass at

tanger-tanger-tainty chuggygirgof-fels of any kind fill it with your

favorite liquid I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine of the day

the thing makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and happens

now. Go. Well, that was pretty good.

Pretty good.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Now it's kind of a weird coincidence because it's Valentine's Day and it's Ash Wednesday and it's

Hump Day all in the same day.

So I like to celebrate my Valentine's Day by humping somebody's ash

All right that wasn't the best dad joke in the day, but the best one is coming from Ian Bremer who told this joke

on X he said the Dutch aren't so tall when you account for their land being below

sea level. Nicely done, Ian Bremer.

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