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bah bah bah bah bahhahh good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams.

I don't think there's ever been a better time

in your experience, but if you'd like to take it up to levels

that could only be described as Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl.

I'm sorry, we're not done with her yet, but if you'd like to take it up to that level,

all you need is a cup of mugger a glass of

tankard shells or stine a canteen jug or flask of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the

dope being the end of the day the thing that makes

everything better.

It's called the simultaneous step

and it happens now.

Go!

Oh. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

Perfect. Well, there are more planes falling apart in the sky.

There's a small plane approaching Buffalo Niagara International,

and the back door just fell off.

Now, I should tell you, just in case you're

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