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And when Wally complains that his choice of his sexual preferences are being criticized.

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Let's talk about the news.

Apparently around Chernobyl, which I guess was 38 years ago,

it was a disaster at Chernobyl. Some of the wolves have evolved into mutant wolves

who are resistant to cancer, at least cancer that comes from radiation.

So you didn't see that coming, did you?

That's right.

Super radioactive wolves could be our future.

Might be the only thing that survives a nuclear war.

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