Episode 238: Unwashed Sith Lord

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Well well well, if it isn't the thing I'm doing while the Super Bowl is on in the background...the episode description! On today's show we're smoking on that Grandma Weed, planning out the forthcoming Willisbember, and telling Deer Park where they can shove their so-called "shitty ass water bottle caps". Plus, we got a way to make drinking booze straight out of the bottle feel even grosser, a way to make smoking weed extremely uncool, and a way to make folding socks, uh, exactly as fun as it already was. How do they do it, folks? Through the power of Jesus Christ! Just kidding. It's from freakin $6 coffee that tastes like shit and has 4000000mg of sugar in it!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, Mike, hello, hey, I'll say hello, weird.
0:08.9	JF, I want to tell you about Nord VPN, just ignoring your whole thing.
0:12.3	I wanted to tell you about Nord VPN.
0:14.3	That's what's so crazy about this.
0:16.0	I've got the, I've got the cake right here and you've got, looks like you've got some
0:19.8	presence there with a big bow on top, is that right?
0:22.1	Yeah, that's right, JF.
0:23.7	I have, uh, it's, uh, when what I brought you is, I'm trying to think of a gift of the
0:28.0	magi thing.
0:29.1	Yeah, you're not going to be able to pull it off.
0:30.5	It doesn't matter because we're not here for us.
0:33.0	We're here to celebrate our friends at Nord VPN.
0:36.6	They're finally turning 10 years old in February.
0:40.1	I can't believe, I mean, they've gotten so big.
0:43.7	I got you a cake pan to put your cake in.
0:48.3	Yeah, uh, okay.
0:50.3	And what would I get you?
0:51.3	You gave me a, like a, uh, servings, like a, one of those big, uh, what do you,
0:56.4	what do you call those, like a knife that would cut the cake?
0:59.4	Yes, a knife.
1:00.5	Wait, but then if you're going to give me the cake, hang on, hang on, we're going to crack it
1:05.7	by the end of that.
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