Episode 238: One Hell of a Hall Pass
Front Porch Swingers
Brenna and Brian
4.2 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right, should we get to our sexy story this week? |
| 0:04.5 | Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick. |
| 0:09.3 | It was hot. |
| 0:10.4 | It was really quite something. |
| 0:13.6 | Do you like when someone else makes me moan? |
| 0:16.6 | Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car. |
| 0:20.9 | There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. |
| 0:24.6 | I'll just say that. |
| 0:32.0 | We mentioned last week that we needed some wins. |
| 0:35.4 | We needed to have some fucking fun in our lives. And we were able to make that happen this week. There was one complete train wreck, which we're going to get to as well. But I had a really sexy date, and you guys are going to hear about that later in the episode. First, we want to say thank you to cassidy.com for sponsoring this episode of Front Porch Swingers. The summer months are right around the corner. |
| 0:54.7 | And for a lot of you, that probably means you're going to be doing some traveling. |
| 0:58.0 | And Cassidy makes it easier than ever to connect with other lifestylers when you're on the road when you're in new cities. |
| 1:04.1 | Because they have a travel portal where you can throw up your travel plans and people in that area can see that you're going to be there. |
| 1:11.2 | We've actually made some really cool friends along the way using that feature of Cassidy, |
| 1:15.0 | and that's only one of many features that allow you to find like-minded and sexy new friends. |
| 1:20.9 | So if you want to check it out for yourself for an entire month free of charge, |
| 1:24.9 | all you have to do is go to front porch swingers.com and click on the |
| 1:28.2 | Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. Again, that's front porch swingers.com. Click on the |
| 1:33.6 | Cassidy banner to get started for free. We hope to see you there. So, like I said, some |
| 1:40.0 | definite wins this week. I look back on, I actually, when I, even when I was editing last |
| 1:44.6 | week's episode, I was like, we sound like whiny little bitches. At least I do. Well, we're always going to have some L's. I just like the Ws to be more than the L's. I want more wins than loss. Well, the problem is when you're getting hit over the fucking face, like it's a bat or something with losses over and over and over again. |
| 2:01.6 | It's really hard to not be fucking bitter and jaded by it. |
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