Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least, sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to Maximum Film.

It's episode 238 and I'm feeling great.

It's Joseph Yuwadie Way

and in the booth with me all my friends. Let me introduce you to dams.

First up we have the Christmas Zaddy himself, everyone's favorite critic.

Alondo Duraldi was good. Oh iffy, what's good is me because I didn't murder anyone today and I

should have and I could have and I would have gotten away with it too because my my

cable and my internet simultaneously crapped out today and it's just been one thing after another and anybody who deals with the services that provide these things to your house knows that everything is a nightmare everything's

difficult and everything's complicated but I'm still here damn it even though

neither is working yet but I'm gonna get there I going to make this work and I'm going to continue not murdering anybody because I'm what's good.

Show us proof of life that Dave is still alive.

Did Dave also make it through?

Yes, the world wants to know.

Dave bless his heart has just been like giving me space and making me breathe

and doing all the things that a supportive spouse does.

Oh, good stuff. Dave's also good. Double good. You're both good.

You know who else is double Good? This person who is known across the world as the

Queen of the Midwest, the super programmer, producer, Dreia Clark, was good?

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