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I'm Sruti. I'm Hannah. Hannah. Hannah this week. And welcome to Redhanded.

So the way you're really supposed to pronounce Hannah, because it's like a middle eastern name is Hannah.

Hannah, Hannah, I'm sorry. My friend was like, wouldn't it be really weird if you just suddenly decided that you're changing your name to Hannah?

I think you should start saying it. Yeah. Live your truth, Hannah. Live my middle eastern truth, huh?

We shall start saying my entire first full name. Yeah. Let's start again. I'm Sruti Leia. I'm Hannah.

I'd welcome to a very ethnic version of Redhanded. I did enjoy today Hannah trying to get me a corporate business card.

I'm sat next to her in the office working away watching satanic documentaries that you're about to find out why Hannah just completely misspelled my name to the American Express woman.

I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. I was like, if there was ever a point where you sound like you're just defrauding them and making up names, it's when you can't spell the first name of this fictional character that you created.

I just I can't like I'm just terrible, especially if I don't have it written in front of me. No, no, just can't do it. I get my own name wrong often.

McGuire's hard. I think spelling words are always hard. I think it's difficult to and I say to the lady on the phone, I was like, look, I do know her. I promise she sat right here. I just really just like.

I also realized I didn't want to make this joke while she was on the phone. It did also at point sound like there was somebody with like a gun to your head.

Because you were like, what's her birthday? I was like the 29. So 29. I know what you're like. I know.

But I always panic when someone else will be on the phone. I'm like, is it the 28th or is it the 20th? It's panicky. It's panic inducing.

But we made it. We've done all of that. Yeah.

Sruti Leia and Hannah are here to tell you quite the tale. It is quite the tale. A tale that has been told.

A tale is oldest time. A tale is oldest time that has been told as many times since the beginning of time.

Right. Exactly. Not always particularly well, but we are here to solve that problem for you.

Yes. So previously not told very well story, but we are going to try and do it a bit more justice.

Yes. Today. This case once we started looking at it, it actually was when Hannah and I were on our post UK tour little break in the highlands.

Yes. That we tried to listen to a podcast about this story, which will refer to later.

And we were just like, this cannot be real. It's real. It is absolutely crazy.

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