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🗓️ 24 August 2016
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, we got some new live shows coming up in December. We're coming to the Pacific Northwest. |
0:06.0 | Seattle December 16th live at Numos, Portland December 17th live at Mississippi Studios. |
0:13.0 | Those tickets go on sale this Friday August 26th. We've also got some other news. We're coming back to Washington DC on October 29th. |
0:23.0 | We're going to be doing a special Halloween edition at the Benson Ball Comedy Festival. That's at the DC improv. |
0:29.0 | Tickets for all of these can be found at cavecomedyradio.com slash live. We got links to every single show. |
0:37.0 | So be sure to go there, get your tickets, and we'll see you all fuckers when we come to town. |
0:41.0 | Now enjoy today's episode. |
0:43.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. |
0:47.0 | On the left. That's when the cannonball is started. |
0:55.0 | What was that? |
0:59.0 | How's that? No, it's just going up. That's good. |
1:03.0 | Yeah, no way. I like it when the headphones are so loud it's like Ben is living inside of my brain. |
1:09.0 | I feel like it makes me focus. |
1:12.0 | Get the whole wake up. We're doing a television show. It's for the radio. |
1:18.0 | Are we ready to go? |
1:20.0 | Yeah. All right. Welcome to the last podcast. On the left, everyone. I am Ben Kissle. That's Marcus Parks. |
1:25.0 | I can't believe you only got me an alpha Romeo. It's a piece of shit, dad. |
1:30.0 | Everybody looks at it and they say why isn't it a Porsche? And I said, I got a magic wand from a witch at the fair. |
1:36.0 | And I'm been waving it over the hood, but it's not becoming a Porsche. And I think I blew $2,000 on this magic wand that I gave to this, my bought from this witch. |
1:46.0 | H-bones and browskies drop in hints. We're talking about spoiled douchebags today. |
1:50.0 | Some of the most famous spoiled douchebags of all time, the Menendez brothers. |
1:54.0 | Oh, man. Again, an example. If you have a child, beat it. They did. |
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