Did he have his dig out in his car, though?

Because that's not as bad.

Well, he had his pants off in his car.

Okay.

I think they're all the way off.

Yeah, pantsless.

I'd like a nice pantsless nap here and there.

It's usually not in public, but I get it.

From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

Police still haven't captured a suspect in the setting of a string of fires in Forest Hills.

Seven fires since October believed to have been set by an individual who has been referred to as the Queen's Ninja Arsonist.

Police have surveillance video of a man in all black on the scene in four of the fires.

A man in all black must be a ninja.

There have been no deaths in the fires.

Several blazes have been set on construction sites of new homes,

and the firebugs seems to be targeting new single-family mansions under construction

in the neighborhood's Tony Cord Meyer section.

Each of those homes owned by Abuk-Haron Jews,

leading to some speculation of a motive along those lines.

Doesn't feel, hey, crimey to me, but if I was one of those Jews in Forest Hills, I might feel differently.

Joining me now, Polly Mosen's, a crime beat writer for Newsweek.

Hey, Polly.

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